14 lines
434 B
Fish
14 lines
434 B
Fish
function motd --description "Message of the day!"
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set --local daily_msg
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if contains -- '--chuck-norris' $argv
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set daily_msg (curl -s 'https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/random' | jq --raw-output '.value')
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else if contains -- '--dad-joke' $argv
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set daily_msg (curl -H 'Accept: text/plain' 'https://icanhazdadjoke.com/' 2>/dev/null)
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else
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set daily_msg (fortune)
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end
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cowsay $daily_msg
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end
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